AMIENS
Under the greenwood tree,
Who loves to lie with me
And turn his merry note
Unto the sweet bird’s throat,
Come , come , come !
Here shall he see
No enemy
But winter and rough weather.
JAQUES
More, more, I , more.
AMIENS
It will make you melancholy, Monsieur Jaques.
JAQUES
I thank it. More, I , more. I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs. More, I , more.
AMIENS
My voice is ragged. I know I cannot please you.
JAQUES
I do not desire you to please me; I do desire you to sing. Come, more, another stanzo. Call you ’em stanzos?
AMIENS
What you will, Monsieur Jaques.
JAQUES
Nay, I care not for their names. They owe me nothing. Will you sing?
AMIENS
More at your request than to please myself.
JAQUES
Well then, if ever I thank any man, I’ll thank you; but that they call compliment is like th’ encounter of two dog-apes. And when a man thanks me heartily, I have given him a penny and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, hold your tongues.
AMIENS
Well, I’ll end the song.—Sirs, cover the while. The Duke will drink under this tree; he been all this day to look you.
JAQUES
And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is too disputable for my company. I think of as many matters as he, but I give heaven thanks and make no boast of them. Come, warble, come.
AMIENS
Who ambition shun
And loves to live i’ th’ sun,
Seeking the food he eats
And pleased with what he gets,
Come , come , come .
Here shall he see
No enemy
But winter and rough weather.
JAQUES
I’ll give you a verse to this note that I made yesterday in despite of my invention.
AMIENS
And I’ll sing it.
JAQUES
Thus it goes:
JAQUES
If it do come to pass
That any man turn ass,
Leaving his wealth and ease
A stubborn will to please,
Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame;
Here shall he see
Gross fools as he,
An if he will come to me.
AMIENS
What’s that “ducdame?”
JAQUES
a Greek invocation to call fools into a circle. I’ll go sleep if I can; if I cannot, I’ll rail against all the first-born of Egypt.
AMIENS
And I’ll go seek the Duke; his banquet is prepared.