TRANIO
Sir, this is the house; please it you that I call?
PEDANT
Ay, what else? and, but I be deceived,
Signior Baptista may remember me,
Near twenty years ago in Genoa,
Where we were lodgers at the Pegasus.
TRANIO
well; and hold your own, in any case,
With such austerity as ’longeth to a father.
PEDANT
I warrant you. But, sir, here comes your boy;
’Twere good he were school’d.
TRANIO
Fear you not him. Biondello,
Now do your duty throughly, I advise you.
Imagine ’twere the right Vincentio.
BIONDELLO
Tut! fear not me.
TRANIO
But done errand to Baptista?
BIONDELLO
I told him that your father was at Venice,
And that you look’d for him this day in Padua.
TRANIO
Th’art a tall fellow; hold that to drink.
Here comes Baptista. Set your countenance, sir.
TRANIO
Signior Baptista, you are happily met.
Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of;
I pray you stand good father to me now;
Give me Bianca for my patrimony.
PEDANT
Soft, son!
Sir, by your leave: having come to Padua
To gather in some debts, my son Lucentio
Made me acquainted with a weighty cause
Of love between your daughter and himself:
And,—for the good report I hear of you,
And for the love he beareth to your daughter,
And she to him,—to stay him not too long,
I am content, in a good father’s care,
To have him match’d; and, if you please to like
No worse than I, upon some agreement
Me shall you find ready and willing
With one consent to have her so bestow’d;
For curious I cannot be with you,
Signior Baptista, of whom I hear so well.
BAPTISTA
Sir, pardon me in what I have to say.
Your plainness and your shortness please me well.
Right true it is your son Lucentio here
love my daughter, and she loveth him,
Or both dissemble deeply their affections;
And therefore, if you say no more than this,
That like a father you will deal with him,
And pass my daughter a sufficient dower,
The match is made, and all is done:
Your son shall have my daughter with consent.
TRANIO
I thank you, sir. Where then do you know best
We be affied, and such assurance ta’en
As shall with either part’s agreement stand?
BAPTISTA
Not in my house, Lucentio, for you know
Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants;
Besides, old Gremio is hearkening still,
And happily we might be interrupted.
TRANIO
Then at my lodging, and it like you:
There my father lie; and there this night
We’ll pass the business privately and well.
Send for your daughter by your servant here;
My boy shall fetch the scrivener .
The worst is this, that at so slender warning
You are like to have a thin and slender pittance.
BAPTISTA
It likes me well. Cambio, hie you home,
And bid Bianca make her ready straight;
And, if you will, tell what happened:
Lucentio’s father is arriv’d in Padua,
And how she’s like to be Lucentio’s wife.
LUCENTIO
I pray the gods she may, with all my heart!
TRANIO
Dally not with the gods, but get gone.
Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way?
Welcome! One mess is like to be your cheer;
Come, sir; we will better it in Pisa.
BAPTISTA
I follow you.
BIONDELLO
Cambio!
LUCENTIO
What say’st , Biondello?
BIONDELLO
You saw my master wink and laugh upon you?
LUCENTIO
Biondello, what of that?
BIONDELLO
Faith, nothing; but has left me here behind to expound the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens.
LUCENTIO
I pray moralize them.
BIONDELLO
Then thus: Baptista is safe, talking with the deceiving father of a deceitful son.
LUCENTIO
And what of him?
BIONDELLO
His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper.
LUCENTIO
And then?
BIONDELLO
The old priest at Saint Luke’s church is at your command at all hours.
LUCENTIO
And what of all this?
BIONDELLO
I cannot tell, except they are busied about a counterfeit assurance. Take your assurance of her, cum privilegio ad imprimendum solum; to the church! take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses.
If this be not that you look for, I have more to say,
But bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day.
LUCENTIO
Hear’st , Biondello?
BIONDELLO
I cannot tarry: I knew a married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit; and so may you, sir; and so adieu, sir. My master appointed me to go to Saint Luke’s to bid the priest be ready to come against you come with your appendix.
LUCENTIO
I may, and will, if she be so contented.
She will be pleas’d; then should I doubt?
Hap what hap may, I’ll roundly go about her;
It shall go hard if Cambio go without her: