FIRST LORD
Your lordship is the most patient man in loss, the most coldest that ever turn’d up ace.
CLOTEN
It would make any man cold to lose.
FIRST LORD
But not every man patient after the noble temper of your lordship. You are most hot and furious when you win.
CLOTEN
Winning will put any man into courage. If I could get this foolish Imogen, I should have gold enough. It’s almost morning, is’t not?
FIRST LORD
Day, my lord.
CLOTEN
I would this music would come. I am advised to give her music a mornings; they say it will penetrate.
CLOTEN
Come on, tune. If you can penetrate her with your fingering, so. We’ll try with tongue too. If none will do, let her remain; but I’ll never give . First, a very excellent good-conceited thing; after, a wonderful sweet air, with admirable rich words to it, and then let her consider.
CLOTEN
Hark, hark! the lark at heaven’s gate sings,
And Phœbus ’gins arise,
His steeds to water at those springs
On chalic’d flow’rs that lies;
And winking Mary-buds begin
To ope their golden eyes.
With everything that pretty is,
My lady sweet, arise;
Arise, arise!
CLOTEN
So, get you gone. If this penetrate, I will consider your music the better; if it do not, it is a vice in her ears which horsehairs and calves’ guts, nor the voice of unpaved eunuch to boot, can never amend.
SECOND LORD
Here comes the King.
CLOTEN
I am glad I was up so late, for that’s the reason I was up so early. He cannot choose but take this service I have done fatherly.—Good morrow to your Majesty and to my gracious mother.
CYMBELINE
Attend you here the door of our stern daughter?
Will she not forth?
CLOTEN
I have assail’d her with musics, but she vouchsafes no notice.
CYMBELINE
The exile of her minion is too new;
She not yet forgot him; some more time
Must wear the print of his remembrance on’t,
And then she’s yours.
QUEEN
You are most bound to th’ King,
Who lets go by no vantages that may
Prefer you to his daughter. Frame yourself
To orderly solicits, and be friended
With aptness of the season; make denials
Increase your services; so seem as if
You were inspir’d to do those duties which
You tender to her; that you in all obey her,
Save when command to your dismission tends,
And therein you are senseless.
CLOTEN
Senseless? Not so.
MESSENGER
So like you, sir, ambassadors from Rome;
The one is Caius Lucius.
CYMBELINE
A worthy fellow,
Albeit he comes on angry purpose now;
But that’s no fault of his. We must receive him
According to the honour of his sender;
And towards himself, his goodness forespent on us,
We must extend our notice. Our dear son,
When you have given good morning to your mistress,
Attend the Queen and us; we shall have need
T’ employ you towards this Roman. Come, our queen.
CLOTEN
If she be up, I’ll speak with her; if not,
Let her lie still and dream. By your leave, ho!
CLOTEN
I know her women are about her; what
If I do line one of their hands? gold
Which buys admittance ( it ) yea, and makes
Diana’s rangers false themselves, yield up
Their deer to th’ stand o’ th’ stealer; and gold
Which makes the true man kill’d and saves the thief;
Nay, sometime hangs both thief and true man. What
Can it not do and undo? I will make
One of her women lawyer to me, for
I yet not understand the case myself.
By your leave.
LADY
Who’s there that knocks?
CLOTEN
A gentleman.
LADY
No more?
CLOTEN
Yes, and a gentlewoman’s son.
LADY
That’s more
Than some whose tailors are as dear as yours
Can justly boast of. What’s your lordship’s pleasure?
CLOTEN
Your lady’s person; is she ready?
LADY
Ay,
To keep her chamber.
CLOTEN
There is gold for you; sell me your good report.
LADY
How? My good name? or to report of you
What I shall think is good? The Princess!
CLOTEN
Good morrow, fairest sister. Your sweet hand.
IMOGEN
Good morrow, sir. You lay out too much pains
For purchasing but trouble. The thanks I give
Is telling you that I am poor of thanks,
And scarce can spare them.
CLOTEN
Still I swear I love you.
IMOGEN
If you but said so, ’twere as deep with me.
If you swear still, your recompense is still
That I regard it not.
CLOTEN
This is no answer.
IMOGEN
But that you shall not say I yield, being silent,
I would not speak. I pray you spare me. Faith,
I shall unfold equal discourtesy
To your best kindness; one of your great knowing
Should learn, being taught, forbearance.
CLOTEN
To leave you in your madness ’twere my sin;
I will not.
IMOGEN
Fools are not mad folks.
CLOTEN
Do you call me fool?
IMOGEN
As I am mad, I do;
If you’ll be patient, I’ll no more be mad;
That cures us both. I am much sorry, sir,
You put me to forget a lady’s manners
By being so verbal; and learn now, for all,
That I, which know my heart, do here pronounce,
By th’ very truth of it, I care not for you,
And am so near the lack of charity
To accuse myself I hate you; which I had rather
You felt than make’t my boast.
CLOTEN
You sin against
Obedience, which you owe your father. For
The contract you pretend with that base wretch,
One bred of alms and foster’d with cold dishes,
With scraps o’ th’ court, it is no contract, none.
And though it be allowed in meaner parties
(Yet who than he more mean?) to knit their souls
(On whom there is no more dependency
But brats and beggary) in self-figur’d knot,
Yet you are curb’d from that enlargement by
The consequence o’ th’ crown, and must not foil
The precious note of it with a base slave,
A hilding for a livery, a squire’s cloth,
A pantler; not so eminent!
IMOGEN
Profane fellow!
Wert the son of Jupiter, and no more
But what art besides, wert too base
To be his groom. wert dignified enough,
Even to the point of envy, if ’twere made
Comparative for your virtues to be styl’d
The under-hangman of his kingdom, and hated
For being preferr’d so well.
CLOTEN
The south fog rot him!
IMOGEN
He never can meet more mischance than come
To be but nam’d of . His mean’st garment
That ever but clipp’d his body, is dearer
In my respect, than all the hairs above ,
Were they all made such men. How now, Pisanio!
CLOTEN
‘His garment’! Now the devil—
IMOGEN
To Dorothy my woman hie .
CLOTEN
‘His garment’!
IMOGEN
I am sprited with a fool;
Frighted, and ang’red worse. Go bid my woman
Search for a jewel that too casually
left mine arm. It was master’s; shrew me,
If I would lose it for a revenue
Of any king’s in Europe! I do think
I saw’t this morning; confident I am
Last night on mine arm; I kiss’d it.
I hope it be not gone to tell my lord
That I kiss but he.
PISANIO
’Twill not be lost.
IMOGEN
I hope so. Go and search.
CLOTEN
You have abus’d me.
‘His meanest garment’!
IMOGEN
Ay, I said so, sir.
If you will make ’t an action, call witness to ’t.
CLOTEN
I will inform your father.
IMOGEN
Your mother too.
She’s my good lady and will conceive, I hope,
But the worst of me. So I leave you, sir,
To th’ worst of discontent.
CLOTEN
I’ll be reveng’d.
‘His mean’st garment’! Well.