POMPEY
Your hostages I have, so have you mine,
And we shall talk before we fight.
CAESAR
Most meet
That first we come to words, and therefore have we
Our written purposes before us sent,
Which if considered, let us know
If ’twill tie up discontented sword
And carry back to Sicily much tall youth
That else must perish here.
POMPEY
To you all three,
The senators alone of this great world,
Chief factors for the gods: I do not know
my father should revengers want,
Having a son and friends, since Julius Caesar,
Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted,
There saw you labouring for him. What was’t
That moved pale Cassius to conspire? And what
Made the all-honoured, honest Roman, Brutus,
With the armed rest, courtiers of beauteous freedom,
To drench the Capitol, but that they would
Have one man but a man? And that is it
made me rig my navy, at whose burden
The angered ocean foams, with which I meant
To scourge th’ ingratitude that despiteful Rome
Cast on my noble father.
CAESAR
Take your time.
ANTONY
canst not fear us, Pompey, with sails.
We’ll speak with at sea. At land know’st
How much we do o’ercount .
POMPEY
At land indeed
o’ercount me of my father’s house;
But since the cuckoo builds not for himself,
Remain in’t as mayst.
LEPIDUS
Be pleased to tell us—
For this is from the present—how you take
The offers we have sent you.
CAESAR
There’s the point.
ANTONY
Which do not be entreated to, but weigh
What it is worth embraced.
CAESAR
And what may follow
To try a larger fortune.
POMPEY
You have made me offer
Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must
Rid all the sea of pirates; then to send
Measures of wheat to Rome. This ’greed upon,
To part with unhacked edges and bear back
Our targes undinted.
POMPEY
CAESAR, ANTONY, and LEPIDUS.
That’s our offer.
POMPEY
Know, then,
I came before you here a man prepared
To take this offer. But Mark Antony
Put me to some impatience. Though I lose
The praise of it by telling, you must know
When Caesar and your brother were at blows,
Your mother came to Sicily and did find
Her welcome friendly.
ANTONY
I have heard it, Pompey,
And am well studied for a liberal thanks
Which I do owe you.
POMPEY
Let me have your hand.
I did not think, sir, to have met you here.
ANTONY
The beds i’ th’ East are soft; and thanks to you,
That called me timelier than my purpose ,
For I have gained by ’t.
CAESAR
Since I saw you last,
There is a change upon you.
POMPEY
Well, I know not
What counts harsh Fortune casts upon my face,
But in my bosom shall she never come
To make my heart her vassal.
LEPIDUS
Well met here.
POMPEY
I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed.
I crave our composition may be written
And sealed between us.
CAESAR
That’s the next to do.
POMPEY
We’ll feast each other we part, and let’s
Draw lots who shall begin.
ANTONY
That will I, Pompey.
POMPEY
No, Antony, take the lot.
But, first or last, your fine Egyptian cookery
Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar
Grew fat with feasting there.
ANTONY
You have heard much.
POMPEY
I have fair meanings, sir.
ANTONY
And fair words to them.
POMPEY
Then so much have I heard.
And I have heard Apollodorus carried—
ENOBARBUS
No more of that. He did so.
POMPEY
What, I pray you?
ENOBARBUS
A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.
POMPEY
I know now. How far’st , soldier?
ENOBARBUS
Well;
And well am like to do, for I perceive
Four feasts are toward.
POMPEY
Let me shake hand.
I never hated . I have seen fight
When I have envied behaviour.
ENOBARBUS
Sir,
I never loved you much, but I ha’ praised
When you have well deserved ten times as much
As I have said you did.
POMPEY
Enjoy plainness;
It nothing ill becomes .
Aboard my galley I invite you all.
Will you lead, lords?
POMPEY
CAESAR, ANTONY, and LEPIDUS.
Show’s the way, sir.
POMPEY
Come.
MENAS
father, Pompey, would have made this treaty.—
You and I have known, sir.
ENOBARBUS
At sea, I think.
MENAS
We have, sir.
ENOBARBUS
You have done well by water.
MENAS
And you by land.
ENOBARBUS
I will praise any man that will praise me, though it cannot be denied what I have done by land.
MENAS
Nor what I have done by water.
ENOBARBUS
Yes, something you can deny for your own safety: you have been a great thief by sea.
MENAS
And you by land.
ENOBARBUS
There I deny my land service. But give me your hand, Menas. If our eyes had authority, here they might take two thieves kissing.
MENAS
All men’s faces are true, whatsome’er their hands are.
ENOBARBUS
But there is never a fair woman has a true face.
MENAS
No slander. They steal hearts.
ENOBARBUS
We came to fight with you.
MENAS
For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking. Pompey this day laugh away his fortune.
ENOBARBUS
If he do, sure he cannot weep ’t back again.
MENAS
You have said, sir. We looked not for Mark Antony here. Pray you, is he married to Cleopatra?
ENOBARBUS
Caesar’s sister is called Octavia.
MENAS
True, sir. She was the wife of Caius Marcellus.
ENOBARBUS
But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.
MENAS
Pray you, sir?
ENOBARBUS
true.
MENAS
Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together.
ENOBARBUS
If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would not prophesy so.
MENAS
I think the policy of that purpose made more in the marriage than the love of the parties.
ENOBARBUS
I think so too. But you shall find the band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity. Octavia is of a holy, cold, and still conversation.
MENAS
Who would not have his wife so?
ENOBARBUS
Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony. He will to his Egyptian dish again. Then shall the sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar, and, as I said before, that which is the strength of their amity shall prove the immediate author of their variance. Antony will use his affection where it is. He married but his occasion here.
MENAS
And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard? I have a health for you.
ENOBARBUS
I shall take it, sir. We have used our throats in Egypt.
MENAS
Come, let’s away.