The Two Noble Kinsmen

Act 3, Scene 3

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ARCITE

I should be near the place.—Ho! Cousin Palamon!

PALAMON

Arcite?

ARCITE

The same. I have brought you food and files.
Come forth and fear not; here’s no Theseus.

PALAMON

Nor none so honest, Arcite.

ARCITE

That’s no matter.
We’ll argue that hereafter. Come, take courage;
You shall not die thus beastly. Here, sir, drink—
I know you are faint—then I’ll talk further with you.

PALAMON

Arcite, mightst now poison me.

ARCITE

I might;
But I must fear you first. Sit down and, good now,
No more of these vain parleys; let us not,
Having our ancient reputation with us,
Make talk for fools and cowards. To your health.

PALAMON

Do.

ARCITE

Pray sit down, then, and let me entreat you,
By all the honesty and honour in you,
No mention of this woman; ’twill disturb us.
We shall have time enough.

PALAMON

Well, sir, I’ll pledge you.

ARCITE

Drink a good hearty draught; it breeds good blood, man.
Do not you feel it thaw you?

PALAMON

Stay, I’ll tell you
After a draught or two more.

ARCITE

Spare it not; the Duke has more, coz. Eat now.

PALAMON

Yes.

ARCITE

I am glad you have so good a stomach.

PALAMON

I am gladder I have so good meat to ’t.

ARCITE

Is’t not mad lodging,
Here in the wild woods, cousin?

PALAMON

Yes, for them
That have wild consciences.

ARCITE

How tastes your victuals?
Your hunger needs no sauce, I see.

PALAMON

Not much.
But if it did, yours is too tart, sweet cousin.
What is this?

ARCITE

Venison.

PALAMON

a lusty meat.
Give me more wine. Here, Arcite, to the wenches
We have known in our days! The Lord Steward’s daughter,
Do you remember her?

ARCITE

After you, coz.

PALAMON

She loved a black-haired man.

ARCITE

She did so; well, sir?

PALAMON

And I have heard some call him Arcite, and—

ARCITE

Out with’t, faith.

PALAMON

She met him in an arbour.
What did she there, coz? Play o’ th’ virginals?

ARCITE

Something she did, sir.

PALAMON

Made her groan a month for ’t,
Or two, or three, or ten.

ARCITE

The Marshal’s sister
Had her share too, as I remember, cousin,
Else there be tales abroad. You’ll pledge her?

PALAMON

Yes.

ARCITE

A pretty brown . There was a time
When young men went a-hunting, and a wood,
And a broad beech; and thereby hangs a tale.
Heigh ho!

PALAMON

For Emily, upon my life! Fool,
Away with this strained mirth! I say again
That sigh was breathed for Emily. Base cousin,
Dar’st break first?

ARCITE

You are wide.

PALAMON

By heaven and earth,
There’s nothing in honest.

ARCITE

Then I’ll leave you.
You are a beast now.

PALAMON

As mak’st me, traitor.

ARCITE

There’s all things needful: files and shirts and perfumes.
I’ll come again some two hours , and bring
That that shall quiet all.

PALAMON

A sword and armour?

ARCITE

Fear me not. You are now too foul. Farewell.
Get off your trinkets; you shall want .

PALAMON

ARCITE

I’ll hear no more.

PALAMON

If he keep touch, he dies for ’t.

All of The Two Noble Kinsmen

Opening and close

PrologueEpilogue,

Act 1

Act 1, Scene 1Act 1, Scene 2Act 1, Scene 3Act 1, Scene 4Act 1, Scene 5,

Act 2

Act 2, Scene 1Act 2, Scene 2Act 2, Scene 3Act 2, Scene 4Act 2, Scene 5Act 2, Scene 6,

Act 3

Act 3, Scene 1Act 3, Scene 2Act 3, Scene 3Act 3, Scene 4Act 3, Scene 5Act 3, Scene 6,

Act 4

Act 4, Scene 1Act 4, Scene 2Act 4, Scene 3,

Act 5

Act 5, Scene 1Act 5, Scene 2Act 5, Scene 3Act 5, Scene 4

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