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KING
I have sent to seek him and to find the body. How dangerous is it that this man goes loose! Yet must not we put the strong law on him: He’s lov’d of the distracted multitude, Who like not in their judgement, but their eyes; And where so, th’offender’s scourge is weigh’d, But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even, This sudden sending him away must seem Deliberate pause. Diseases desperate grown By desperate appliance are reliev’d, Or not at all.
KING
How now? What befall’n?
ROSENCRANTZ
Where the dead body is bestow’d, my lord, We cannot get from him.
KING
But where is he?
ROSENCRANTZ
Without, my lord, guarded, to know your pleasure.
KING
Bring him before us.
ROSENCRANTZ
Ho, Guildenstern! Bring in my lord.
KING
Now, Hamlet, where’s Polonius?
HAMLET
At supper.
KING
At supper? Where?
HAMLET
Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain convocation of politic worms are at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service,—two dishes, but to one table. That’s the end.
KING
Alas, alas!
HAMLET
A man may fish with the worm that eat of a king, and eat of the fish that fed of that worm.
KING
What mean by this?
HAMLET
Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
KING
Where is Polonius?
HAMLET
In heaven. Send to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i’ th’other place yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.
KING
Go seek him there.
HAMLET
He will stay till you come.
KING
Hamlet, this deed, for especial safety,— Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve For that which done,—must send With fiery quickness. Therefore prepare thyself; The bark is ready, and the wind at help, Th’associates tend, and everything is bent For England.
HAMLET
For England?
KING
Ay, Hamlet.
HAMLET
Good.
KING
So is it, if knew’st our purposes.
HAMLET
I see a cherub that sees them. But, come; for England! Farewell, dear mother.
KING
loving father, Hamlet.
HAMLET
My mother. Father and mother is man and wife; man and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England.
KING
Follow him at foot. Tempt him with speed aboard; Delay it not; I’ll have him tonight. Away, for everything is seal’d and done That else leans on th’affair. Pray you make haste.
KING
And England, if my love hold’st at ,— As my great power thereof may give sense, Since yet cicatrice looks raw and red After the Danish sword, and free awe Pays homage to us,—thou mayst not coldly set Our sovereign process, which imports at full, By letters conjuring to that effect, The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England; For like the hectic in my blood he rages, And must cure me. Till I know done, Howe’er my haps, my joys were begun.