All’s Well That Ends Well

Act 3, Scene 5

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WIDOW

Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we shall lose all the sight.

DIANA

They say the French count has done most honourable service.

WIDOW

It is reported that he has taken their great’st commander, and that with his own hand he slew the duke’s brother.

WIDOW

We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary way. Hark! you may know by their trumpets.

MARIANA

Come, let’s return again, and suffice ourselves with the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl; the honour of a maid is her name; and no legacy is so rich as honesty.

WIDOW

I have told my neighbour how you have been solicited by a gentleman his companion.

MARIANA

I know that ; hang him! one Parolles; a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl. Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under; many a maid been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope I need not to advise you further; but I hope your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known but the modesty which is so lost.

DIANA

You shall not need to fear me.

WIDOW

I hope so. Look, here comes a pilgrim. I know she will lie at my house; they send one another; I’ll question her. God save you, pilgrim! are bound?

HELENA

To Saint Jaques le Grand.
Where do the palmers lodge, I do beseech you?

WIDOW

At the Saint Francis here, beside the port.

HELENA

Is this the way?

WIDOW

Ay, marry, is’t. Hark you, they come this way.
If you will tarry, holy pilgrim,
But till the troops come by,
I will conduct you where you shall be lodg’d;
The rather for I think I know your hostess
As ample as myself.

HELENA

Is it yourself?

WIDOW

If you shall please so, pilgrim.

HELENA

I thank you, and will stay upon your leisure.

WIDOW

You came, I think, from France?

HELENA

I did so.

WIDOW

Here you shall see a countryman of yours
That has done worthy service.

HELENA

His name, I pray you.

DIANA

The Count Rossillon. Know you such a one?

HELENA

But by the ear, that hears most nobly of him;
His face I know not.

DIANA

Whatsome’er he is,
He’s bravely taken here. He stole from France,
As reported, for the king had married him
Against his liking. Think you it is so?

HELENA

Ay, surely, mere the truth; I know his lady.

DIANA

There is a gentleman that serves the count
Reports but coarsely of her.

HELENA

What’s his name?

DIANA

Monsieur Parolles.

HELENA

O, I believe with him,
In argument of praise, or to the worth
Of the great count himself, she is too mean
To have her name repeated; all her deserving
Is a reserved honesty, and that
I have not heard examin’d.

DIANA

Alas, poor lady!
a hard bondage to become the wife
Of a detesting lord.

WIDOW

Ay, right; good creature, wheresoe’er she is,
Her heart weighs sadly. This young maid might do her
A shrewd turn, if she pleas’d.

HELENA

How do you mean?
Maybe the amorous count solicits her
In the unlawful purpose.

WIDOW

He does indeed,
And brokes with all that can in such a suit
Corrupt the tender honour of a maid;
But she is arm’d for him, and keeps her guard
In honestest defence.

MARIANA

The gods forbid else!

WIDOW

So, now they come.
That is Antonio, the Duke’s eldest son;
That Escalus.

HELENA

Which is the Frenchman?

DIANA

He;
That with the plume; a most gallant fellow.
I would he lov’d his wife; if he were honester
He were much goodlier. Is’t not a handsome gentleman?

HELENA

I like him well.

DIANA

pity he is not honest. Yond’s that same
That leads him to these places. Were I his lady
I would poison that vile rascal.

HELENA

Which is he?

DIANA

That jack-an-apes with scarfs. Why is he melancholy?

HELENA

he’s hurt i’ the battle.

PAROLLES

Lose our drum! Well.

MARIANA

He’s shrewdly vex’d at something. Look, he has spied us.

WIDOW

Marry, hang you!

MARIANA

And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier!

WIDOW

The troop is past. Come, pilgrim, I will bring you
Where you shall host; of enjoin’d penitents
There’s four or five, to great Saint Jaques bound,
Already at my house.

HELENA

I humbly thank you.
Please it this matron and this gentle maid
To eat with us tonight; the charge and thanking
Shall be for me; and, to requite you further,
I will bestow some precepts of this virgin,
Worthy the note.

BOTH

We’ll take your offer kindly.

All of All’s Well That Ends Well

Act 1

Act 1, Scene 1Act 1, Scene 2Act 1, Scene 3,

Act 2

Act 2, Scene 1Act 2, Scene 2Act 2, Scene 3Act 2, Scene 4Act 2, Scene 5,

Act 3

Act 3, Scene 1Act 3, Scene 2Act 3, Scene 3Act 3, Scene 4Act 3, Scene 5Act 3, Scene 6Act 3, Scene 7,

Act 4

Act 4, Scene 1Act 4, Scene 2Act 4, Scene 3Act 4, Scene 4Act 4, Scene 5,

Act 5

Act 5, Scene 1Act 5, Scene 2Act 5, Scene 3,

Opening and close

Epilogue

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